December 29, 2023

The animals and amigos of Far Cry 6

The first amigo you get in the game Far Cry 6 is a crocodile called Guapo. Yes, you can pet the croc. There's even a trophy for it.



You can ride horses in the game, but beware of red enemy horses. Or better yet, free them from their evil owners.



The second amigo you get in Far Cry 6 is an adorable handicapped dachshund named Chorizo.





Cat hypnotism works! Feline allies!

 


Beware chickens on the road, it's dangerously easy to run them over by accident.

 



 

Tiny chicks.



Release the sharks!


Tortured by flamingoes.



 

Workplace safety: Under no circumstances will you make eye contact with the manager.


 

Some amigos will sit next to you in the car or motorcycle. So adorable. Like Boom Boom the dog.

 



 



Goats on the road.



I have been traumatized by cougars in other games, so panther amigo Oluso terrifies me with its sounds.





 

The rooster Chicharrón is one crazy rebel! Let's follow the angry rooster.



 

But if you try to pet him, he might not like it. :( No matter how many times you try. :(


 

I dare you to pet him.

 




Sidecar chick.





I think we should talk shit. That always works, right?

 


You can even feed some animals in Far Cry 6, like pelicans and some tiny critters.

 





Would I recommend Far Cry 6 to an animal lover? Terrible things happen to animals in this game, and sometimes you are forced to kill them, so no.

December 15, 2023

Game recap 2023

The most played game (on two different users) is my all time favorite game Friday the 13th: The Game.

 

 

But on this second user account only one of the several co op games is showing. (like we always say, in most of the games the second player simply doesn't really exist)




On primary account more hours played than the previous year (2182/1977).

 


 

Personally I played My time at Portia the most. Yes I became very addicted to it, and I very much want to play its sequel My time at Sandrock, but I guess it's still too expensive.

On Twitch I watched something on each day of the year, except one? What was that very special day?

 


 

PSN: pollepakana

PSN: UglyOldWoman

Youtube: superfreakgirl

Twitch: catlady78



December 12, 2023

The Finnish connection of Disco Elysium

For some reason the Estonian makers of Disco Elysium chose to have some Finnish words in the game.

The first time I tried to play Disco Elysium I got a game over screen very early on. The annoying boy Cuno made me lose my faith in humanity and I realized I had wasted my life by trying to help people.

Cop gives up the detective genre for social realism

 

How long have you been up already?

Pretty long. It's drink o'clock.

 

Napakymppi means bull's eye in Finnish

 

fägäri is a nasty word, but it means gay

 

Volumetric shit compressor, I never knew I wanted and needed one.

 

party eyes


mulkkupää means dick head


banaanipoika means banana boy


Who killed you?

Communism.


kyttä vittu means f*cking cop


sekopää? pää means head and seko means... crazy? or nutcase



puukko means a certain type of knife


the importance of magnesium


Disgraced cop sleeps in trash


You look like a sack of shit


This shit is strong. This shit is disco !!


Only losers go to bed early. Time to break out the booze!



Vaasa is a town in Finland.

 

Death is nothing. I shit on death.


Isn't it always party time with you?


I slipped and landed on my ass.

I would've landed on my feet. I've got feline reflexes. (sadly this is the only cat reference in the game? there are no cats in Disco Elysium)

(no you don't)

 

A new word for moves like that? Like alco-lete or gin-nast?


(Rauni-Leena) Luukanen-Kilde was a Finnish woman known for ufo-related conspiracies.


I'm on a boat! (and you're not?)